Minister Phibes Addresses the Ohio Jesus Incident

The Menstrual Shack Attack!

After the ALLEGED actions of last Friday, I've seen it fit to harden my image. That's why I've now formed a Christian Gang and released a new rap album that will surely be in your local carwash's $3.99 bin in a week. Here's the Menstrual Shack Attack by Dr. Minister Josiah Phibes!



My name is Dr. Minister Phibes,
I’m on the rise
In your eyes I see the passion of the Christ
I love Jesus, because he pleases
I love the way he hugs and squeezes, my
Jesus stick, as it gets slick with Christ love
I feel like heaven above, is
Around me, his holy reach-a-round the world
For all the little boys and girls
I’ll bust a cap in your ass
If you’re a homo or a pagan or you’re mowing your grass, on
Sunday, it’s a fun day
To throw stones at grinners and sinners!



I don’t like the darkies or the towlie-heads
Or the brownies in Cameros all wearing sombreros.
Or liberal man on man cut and runners
Or the anti-gunners
I drew Muhammad on the cover of the Koran
Praying to Jesus on a mountain of sand
I’ve burned 1,000 copies of The Stand
I hope you understand!

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