THE CONSTITUTION IS DEAD

Today's blog by: Minister Josiah Phibes.


Minister Josiah is a graduate of The University of Jesus where he majored in biology/theology, and is now the senior professor of Biology. He is also the senior physician at St. God's Memorial Hospital, where he does the lord's work every day by saving lives and refusing visitation to dirty, vile homosexuals and their so-called loved ones.

Dear friends,
As all of you good Christians out there know, May 6th is the official National Day of Prayer. Or at least it was, until a Justice aptly named Barbara CRABB (an insult to the good Southern gospel group, The Crabb Family, if I've ever seen one) agreed with a nut-case organization named the Freedom FROM Religion Foundation and deemed the National Day of Prayer unconstitutional. A win for the devil if I've ever seen one.

The FFRF (or as I call them The BARFF as I don't myself have the "constitution" to sustain my lunch when I hear their devilish and heathenish words) is a sinful and secular organization from the state of WisconSIN that is apparently dedicated to once again started the very same War of Secular Aggression that America knew in the 1800s. You all would probably consider it The Civil War, but the North was hardly civil about it. They wish to strip us of our religious liberties and tear America away from its initial moral fibers and roots in Christianity. Now, one might argue that most of the founding fathers were atheists or theists at best and had no moral dedication to Christian values, but that's only one side of the story. And thank God for the state of Texas that children will no longer have such sin corrupting their minds.

But whether or not Jefferson, Madison, Paine, Washington and Mason were all opposed to Christian values, we're forgetting about the most important founding father of The United States of America: Jesus. And was there ever a better founding father than the lord Jesus Christ? I think not, my Christian friends.

So not to cut this short, but I'm personally heading out to protest this horrific travesty of oppression. I urge you all to join me as well. Grab your guns, your bibles and make sure your "Support our troops and fetuses" bumper stickers are straight on the back of your pick'em up trucks, because the more who rally in the name of God, the better likelihood of God using his power to overturn this decision, which I can't figure out why he hasn't already. But far be it from me to question the often confusing judgment of our lord.

In the name of the father, the son and the holy ghost, we pray. Amen!